What big corporate advertiser has not used a hit song for their own purpose?

Could they really take hit Christian songs and do the same….?

An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.’

A German
doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks.’

A
Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks.’

An ILLINOIS doctor,
not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House for THREE
MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for
work.

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.

He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’

St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’

‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’

‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating That she
never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’

St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands Have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.’

‘Where’s Barrack Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.

‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office, he’s using it as a ceiling fan.

A man went into confession one day. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” said the man. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “I housed a refugee during the second world war.” “That is not a sin,” replied the priest. “You don’t understand,” replied the man. “I made him pay rent.” To which the priest replied, “Well, that wasn’t very charitable, but I wouldn’t say it’s a sin.” “Then, Father, may I ask your opinion of something?” “Of course,” said the priest. “Should I tell him the war is over?”