July 2009
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Tim Hanks
What big corporate advertiser has not used a hit song for their own purpose?
Could they really take hit Christian songs and do the same….?
Looking For Work After Surgery
An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.’
A German
doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four [...]
Clock O Lies
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ [...]
Confession
A man went into confession one day. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” said the man. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “I housed a refugee during the second world war.” “That is not a sin,” replied the priest. “You don’t understand,” replied the man. “I made him pay rent.” To which the [...]
