An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.’
A German
doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks.’
A
Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks.’
An ILLINOIS doctor,
not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House for THREE
MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for
work.
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