A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting Flies” he responded.

“Oh. Killing any?,”  she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.  “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone.”